1. Doctor Diagnosed Me with Terminal Cases of Sleep WAPnea and Clavicle Realness

  2. Getting Too Drunk at Happy Hour in the Secret Burger Joint on the Buoy in the Middle of Lake Michigan (feat. Blake Correll)

  3. TRADCLASS

  4. This is Going to Be the Year that Changes Everything. Oh No. Wait No. 2025 is Going to Be My Year.

  5. Gloom Shocka Locka

  6. Nobody Leaves This Party Until My Mom’s Zenergy Velour Reversible Vest From Chico’s Is Returned

  7. Gaining the Freshman 15 in Silica Weight

  8. The Irony Lost on Three Magadonians Committing Crimes in an Isuzu Amigo on Lower Wacker

  9. Yes, I Can Flex for a 2AM Brainstorm on Napa Auto Parts' Mobile Banner Strategy for PRIDE

  10. Hypnotically Caucasian Clickbait 4 Sad Boomers

  11. Nobody Talks Like That on Honky Tonk Twitter and Lives

  12. Three Feet Pics Later, My Breathtaking Ocean View Vacation Becomes an E-Girl PSYOP From Hell

  13. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I Do Not Give Facebook Permission to Print Anything Off My Computer

  14. Channeling My Divorced Energy Into Tanking Twitter While Disproving the Myth That Rich People Are Smart

  15. Barely Enough Sauce to Get Lost In

  16. CHARCHARE TARTARE

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